I need a minion, possibly a legion of minions
Right now I just want a drink of soda.
I don’t have any in my apartment.
I’m in my pyjamas.
Do not want to get dressed to go to the store which is only across the street.
What’s a boy to do without minions?
With this attitude you will never become an overlord. 1st you must work hard at being evil. (This may require becoming a minion for some time.) 2nd you must be willing to care nothing of others. Go to the store in your pajamas.